Why Pole Vaulters Make Better Lovers

  1. Pole Vaulters use longer poles.
  2. Pole Vaulters always use stiffer poles.
  3. Pole Vaulters always grip their poles tightly.
  4. Pole Vaulters always get it up early.
  5. Pole Vaulters plant it deeper in the box.
  6. Pole Vaulters penetrate deeper.
  7. Pole Vaulters do it upside down (rocked back).
  8. Pole Vaulters pull through the turn.
  9. Pole Vaulters extend through the top.
  10. Pole Vaulters always land on their back.